Love with Agoraphobia

by Albert Semple, 17 December 2022

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From the collection "Light Verse"

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Bathroom Minimalism (18 lines)
Be Kind — Rewind (10 lines)
The Christian Meaning of Halloween (8 lines)
The Crypto King (12 lines)
Enzo's Italian Holiday Home (4 lines)
Free Speech (8 lines)
Geoff the Chef (8 lines)
The Gluten Glutton (24 lines)
It's OK to Pee in the Sea (28 lines)
Love with Agoraphobia (4 lines)
My Bum isn't Big (12 lines)
My Trusty Laptop (8 lines)
Newport 9 (12 lines)
Parents' Night (12 lines)
The Passive Aggressive Neighbours (32 lines)
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Plagiarism (8 lines)
Public Speaking (4 lines)
Ripped Jeans (12 lines)
Scare-the-Weans Semple (24 lines)
Schadenfreude (12 lines)
Science Fiction Date Night (16 lines)
Second Person Pronouns (16 lines)
Sir Elton's Rabbit (4 lines)

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I'm deep in love, this time, no doubt:
An agoraphobe who fancies me.
But when I tried to ask her out,
She said she won't go out — with me.
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by Albert Semple
4 lines over 1 stanzas.