Kilmarnock's Literacy Problem

1. All literate men educated in Killie,
2. Would never put books or CDs in their willy.
3. Although they'd agree such behaviours are sick,
4. They've all taken books or CDs out the Dick.
   
   
5. And when i went back there to see my old granny,
6. Who'd never stick scabby old cats in the fanny,
7. I'd think how the Council decided to stick
8. A mangey example upstairs in the Dick.
   
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by Albert Semple
8 lines over 2 stanzas.