- All literate men educated in Killie,
- Would never put books or CDs in their willy.
- Although they'd agree such behaviours are sick,
- They've all taken books or CDs out the Dick.
- And when i went back there to see my old granny,
- Who'd never stick scabby old cats in the fanny,
- I'd think how the Council decided to stick
- A mangey example upstairs in the Dick.____
by Albert Semple
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