Geoff the Chef

A blog post by Albert Semple

29 Oct 2022

This is a poem that doesn't work if you read it out loud — only works on the page.

Workplace bullying isn't nice, but as Geoff is fictional I thought that we could still have a laugh at his expense!

Geoff is a chef
 in a kitchen in town.
On his namebadge
 they spelt his name "Jeff".
He moaned to his bosses
 who called him a clown,
Now his namebadge reads
 "Geoff, Trainee Cheoff".
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