- A cannae feel ma hingmies;
- Ma whit-d'ye-dry-it's broke;
- Ma hoojimahadge is fawin tae bits;
- Ma thingamajig's a joke,
- A yiss tae hae a doodah;
- A'v gubbins on ma heid;
- But dinnae fash aboot me, pals:
- At least A'm urnae deid!____
by Albert Kirk Jnr
8 lines over 1 stanzas.