- When my creepy old neighbour was finally arrested
- The people all gathered round, quite interested
- To see what was found in that late night police sting
- So here are a few of my neighbour’s weird things.
- Files full of drawings of animals kissing
- Boxes of photos of kids who’ve gone missing
- Jars filled with dead birds and bat’s severed wings
- These are a few of my neighbours weird things
- Bottles of poison to quickly end lives
- Drawers filled with blood spattered, rusty old knives
- A chest filled with noses and fingers with rings
- These are a few of my neighbour’s strange things.
- An old witch’s cauldron for mixing up potions
- A rope and a basket with bottles of lotion
- A pit full of children all tied up with strings
- These are a few of my neighbour’s vile things.
- When they took him
- In that police sting
- He was foaming mad
- But then I remember my neighbour’s odd things
- And now I don't feel so bad____
by Mr Uku
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