My Neighbour's Weird Things

by Mr Uku, November 2022

  1. When my creepy old neighbour was finally arrested
  2. The people all gathered round, quite interested
  3. To see what was found in that late night police sting
  4. So here are a few of my neighbour’s weird things.

  5. Files full of drawings of animals kissing
  6. Boxes of photos of kids who’ve gone missing
  7. Jars filled with dead birds and bat’s severed wings
  8. These are a few of my neighbours weird things

  9. Bottles of poison to quickly end lives
  10. Drawers filled with blood spattered, rusty old knives
  11. A chest filled with noses and fingers with rings
  12. These are a few of my neighbour’s strange things.

  13. An old witch’s cauldron for mixing up potions
  14. A rope and a basket with bottles of lotion
  15. A pit full of children all tied up with strings
  16. These are a few of my neighbour’s vile things.

  17. When they took him
  18. In that police sting
  19. He was foaming mad
  20. But then I remember my neighbour’s odd things
  21. And now I don't feel so bad

by Mr Uku
21 lines over 5 stanzas.