The Lass Fae Freuchie

A blog post by Albert Semple

10 Jun 2022

Freuchie is in Fife, Scotland. I've driven past signposts for it but never had the need to stop.

Judging by the village's Wikipedia page, it looks lovely!

But what I like about Freuchie is that it rhymes with bahookie — a Scots word for the derrier.

Ah used tae winch a lass fae Freuchie
That said ah wis a wee braw chookie.
Could gie me sic a muckle nookie:
A mooth-shaped mark oan mah bahookie.
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