2022 UK By-elections

A blog post by Albert Semple

24 Jun 2022

I think this poem may qualify me as a specialist advisor. How do I collect my £100k?

With two by-election results in the press The Tory majority's now a bit less. Results of the voting were never in doubt. Recall how the vacancies did come about? A Tory in jail for abusing a kid, The other consumed a pornography vid, But not just discretely, he broke a taboo, He did it at work where his colleagues could view. So here's some advice for our future election, Exclude certain candidate types from selection: Refrain from selecting an addict of porn; And choosing a paedophile just attracts scorn.
Accessible version

See BBC Coverage of Tiverton and Honiton and Wakefield by-elections.

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