Wakefield and Tiverton

1. With two by-election results in the press
2. The Tory majority's now a bit less.
3. Results of the voting were never in doubt.
4. Recall how the vacancies did come about?
   
   
5. A Tory in jail for abusing a kid,
6. The other consumed a pornography vid,
7. But not just discretely, he broke a taboo,
8. He did it at work where his colleagues could view.
   
   
9. So here's some advice for our future election,
10. Exclude certain candidate types from selection:
11. Refrain from selecting an addict of porn;
12. And choosing a paedophile just attracts scorn.
    
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by Albert Semple
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