- With two by-election results in the press
- The Tory majority's now a bit less.
- Results of the voting were never in doubt.
- Recall how the vacancies did come about?
- A Tory in jail for abusing a kid,
- The other consumed a pornography vid,
- But not just discretely, he broke a taboo,
- He did it at work where his colleagues could view.
- So here's some advice for our future election,
- Exclude certain candidate types from selection:
- Refrain from selecting an addict of porn;
- And choosing a paedophile just attracts scorn.____
by Albert Semple
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