The Brake Pad Muncher

A blog post by Albert Semple

15 May 2023

Another poem for the bad pun collection further evidencing what a flawed human being I am.

I'm round the back of Kwik Fit Eating brake pads out the skips. It makes me feel euphoric When I pass them through my lips. I never drink or gamble — Eating brake pads is my crime. I'm only eating brake pads. I can stop at any time.
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