- I'm round the back of Kwik Fit
- Eating brake pads out the skips.
- It makes me feel euphoric
- When I pass them through my lips.
- I never drink or gamble -
- Eating brake pads is my crime.
- I'm only eating brake pads.
- I can stop at any time.____
by Albert Semple
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