The Brake Pad Muncher

by Albert Semple, 15 May 2023

  1. I'm round the back of Kwik Fit
  2. Eating brake pads out the skips.
  3. It makes me feel euphoric
  4. When I pass them through my lips.

  5. I never drink or gamble -
  6. Eating brake pads is my crime.
  7. I swear I'm not an addict.
  8. I can stop at any time.

by Albert Semple
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