My Trusty Laptop

1. I love my old laptop:
2.  wwwe're trusty old chums,
3. Wwwwe produccce thingggggs that
4.  please and deligggght.
5. But the kkkkeybbbboard is jammed up
6.  with bbbbisccccuity ccccrumbbbs -
7. So I need to not
8.  eat while I wwwwwwwrite.
   
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by Albert Semple
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