Bathroom Minimalism

1. She's finished Marie Kondo,
2.  now the bathroom's getting cleared.
3. She's found redundant products
4.  from before I had a beard.
   
   
5. She's opened up the cabinet
6.  that is my source of shame.
7. The candidates for throwing out
8.  are more than I can name:
   
   
9. The grubby tub of Vaseline;
10. The empty tube of steroid cream;
11. The toothbrush that should be retired;
12. The 'brufen that has long expired;
13. The dental floss I never used;
14. The sleeping pills I once abused.
    
    
15. I'm all in favour, go for it.
16.  Be brutal, don't be coy.
17. But don't throw out my Prozac -
18.  they're the ones that spark my joy.
    
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by Albert Semple
18 lines over 4 stanzas.