- At risk a bein controversial
- Halla'een's got giy commercial.
- The meaning has bin rudely tossed.
- The Christian message sairly lost.
- So in the Bible maun ye read
- How Jesus focht wi Turnip Heid
- And lit a candle in his mooth
- Tae mind us o the Christian truth.____
by Albert Semple
8 lines over 2 stanzas.