Dyson Fury

1. My mother frequently disapproves
2. of some aspect of our lifestyle
3. or consumer choice we made.
   
   
4. She expresses this
5. by coming round the house
6. and angrily hoovering the place
7. from top to bottom.
   
   
8. We call her Dyson Fury.
   
   
9. The cause could be something like
10. us insisting that our children
11.  (her grandchildren)
12.  use car seats
13. when their age and size dictates
14. they are legally required
15.  to use car seats.
    
    
16. "That's it. I warned you.
17. I've had it up to here with your nonsense.
18. I'm coming round,
19.  and I'm getting Henry out,
20.  and you've nobody to blame but yourself!"
    
    
21. It's the skirting boards I feel sorry for.
    
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by Albert Semple
21 lines over 6 stanzas.