- Ah hud mah stag in Lanarkshire -
- A weekend oan the skite.
- They're mental fur the bucky there.
- We drank the stuff aw night.
- It brought the toon o Buckie,
- Up in Banffshire, tae ma thoughts.
- A woner whit they drink up there:
- They must be mad for Shotts.____
by Albert Semple
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