Plagiarism

1. In academic cliques you'll find
2.  my name does carry weight,
3. 'Cos I invented plagiarism
4.  in nineteen ninety eight.
5. You might hear other claims
6.  describing how it came to be,
7. But really all the credit
8.  for the work belongs to me.
   
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by Albert Semple
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