- I'm ninety six years old (amen!)
- And now, for three score years and ten,
- Been dutifully at the helm,
- As Monarch of this island realm.
- And often in my regal brief
- Permit the ruling party's chief
- To form our nation's government:
- A lady, twice; most times a gent.
- All sorts of people did I see
- As First Lord of the Treasury,
- But you are different from the rest,
- And not just in the way you're dressed:
- Churchill brought a sense of class
- With leadership and gravitas;
- While Wilson found he could disarm
- Us with his pipe and Northern charm;
- And Heath, although expendable,
- Was found to be agreeable;
- Then Thatcher was a different kind,
- As our first female, then resigned.
- But you stand out, beyond compare,
- Except perhaps for Mr Blair:
- Although a different sort from you,
- He was a lying shitbag too.____
by Albert Semple
24 lines over 6 stanzas.