- If there was some proof, or some trusted report,
- Or measured statistics to cite in support
- That higher risk people should all be refused
- Permission for access to specified loos,
- If there was some evidence this would prevent
- The sort of offenders with sexual intent
- Committing their crimes, causing fear and alarm,
- Then let's ban the people most likely to harm.
- Here are the groups most deserving of bans
- Before we exclude folks because they are trans:
- - All BBC Radio 1 retirees;
- - All former or currently serving MPs;
- - All British male royals;
- - All Catholic priests;
- - Professional footballers;
- - Pick-up artistes.
- It seems that these groups are more likely to be
- The predator types they depict on TV.
- If sacred protection is really the plan,
- Then these are the sorts who should face such a ban.____
by Albert Semple
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