Sawny Bean

1. Oh Sawny Bean, oh Sawny Bean:
2. Eh'll mak a curry oot yer spleen,
3. Profiteroles oot baith yer een,
4. An fry yer lugs, auld Sawny Bean.
   
   
5. Within the caves a Ballantrae,
6. Wi ilka finger, ilka tae,
7. Yer oxters, erse, yer hauns, yer hert:
8. He'll mak a dish oot ilka pairt.
   
   
9. An fae yer heid he'll howk yer brains
10. An mak a broth tae feed ehs weans.
11. Fur aw guid fowk fae Ayrshire say,
12. Ye shouldna gang tae Ballantrae.
    
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by Albert Semple
12 lines over 3 stanzas.