- A film of composers
- was being produced.
- Every actor selected
- their part.
- Jean Claud van Dam announced,
- "l'll be Beethoven."
- Bruce Willis said
- "I'll be Mozart."
- "I'll be Chopin,"
- said Sylvester Stallone
- In a slightly slurred voice
- from the back.
- "I'll be Tchaikovsky,"
- said Harrison Ford,
- And then Arnie announced,
- "I'll be Bach!"____
by Albert Semple
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