- Conservative governments thieve an they lie
- An it's plain for aw folks thit kin see:
- We need thim as much as the toon o Milngavie
- Haes a need for its N an its V.
- They sell aff wir assets, corruption is rife,
- The pairty kin aw git tae hell.
- For we need the Cons lik Kirkcaldy in Fife
- Haes a need for its auld letter L.
- Tae hang wi the planet, tae hang wi wir rights,
- An tae hang wi the concept a truth.
- They'll disregard aethin that stauns in thir wey,
- Juist lik Anstruther disregards -ruth-.
- They'll no git the vote aff a embdy ah ken
- An they'll no git the vote aff a me.
- But votes are ignored lik the toon a Kirkcudbright
- Ignores baith its D an its T.____
by Albert Semple
16 lines over 4 stanzas.