The Socialist Media Influencer

by Albert Semple, 22 February 2023

  1. As a committed anti-capitalist poet
  2. All my poetic works
  3. Are given away for free
  4. On my website (link in description).

  5. However, I’m only able to continue
  6. Producing these socialist poems
  7. Thanks to the generosity and financial support
  8. Of my premium subscribers and patrons.

  9. If you want to sign up as a premium subscriber
  10. You’ll get early access to new content
  11. And a ticket to my online, monthly Q&A session
  12. Starting at only £15 per month.

  13. This also gets you access to deeper metaphors,
  14. More insightful social commentary,
  15. Additional cutting wit, and extra toilet humour.
  16. To sign up, use the link in the description.

  17. You can also purchase merchandise
  18. Like this imported polyester hoody
  19. With my face printed on the front of it
  20. At my merch store (link in description).

  21. Remember, remain committed to the socialist cause,
  22. Reject capitalism's mindless consumption,
  23. Please take the time to visit our sponsor (link in description)
  24. And don’t forget to like and subscribe.

by Albert Semple
24 lines over 6 stanzas.