- I don't know how the planet turns,
- Or why, but I believe
- That when we're having Christmas Day
- They're having New Year's Eve.
- Their seasons are inverted
- So they keep their own routine.
- Like when we're having Easter,
- That's their time for Halloween.
- Their mammals can lay eggs
- That's why koalas build a nest.
- They're South of the equator:
- They get sunrise in the West.
- Their plumbing works the opposite
- From how most people think:
- The taps are twisted clockwise
- When you need to fill the sink.
- They change the names of products:
- They have one called Vegemite.
- We have the same stuff here
- Except we call it Araldite.____
by Albert Semple
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