Things That Don't Exist

1. Saddam's weapons of mass destruction;
2. The "invasion" of southern England by migrants;
3. Carbon capture technology;
4. A left leaning parliamentary opposition;
   
   
5. Plastic recycling;
6. Trickle down economics;
7. Cameron's "Big Society";
8. Perpetual motion machines;
   
   
9. A technological solution to climate change;
10. Biologically-sexed toilets;
11. Carbon offsetting;
12. The caring Tory Party.
    
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by Albert Semple
12 lines over 3 stanzas.