To the Driver of the Audi on the A4042

1. My car has a dipstick
2. That is used to check the engine oil level.
   
   
3. Your car has a dipstick
4. Who sits in the driver's seat
5. And accelerates to close the gap
6. When someone indicates to move
7. Into the lane ahead of you.
   
   
8. Our cars are unalike.
   
   
9. My car has big-end bearings
10. That connect the pistons to the crankshaft.
    
    
11. Your car has a bell-end
12. Bearing a striking resemblance
13. To an angry toddler,
14. Who has been denied something
15. That he feels entitled to.
    
    
16. Our cars are unalike.
    
    
17. My car has a knob
18. That adjusts the volume of the stereo.
    
    
19. Your car has a knob
20. Who makes rude hand gestures
21. And angrily flashes the headlights
22. At any perceived flaws
23. In other drivers' performance.
    
    
24. Our cars are unalike.
    
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by Albert Semple
24 lines over 9 stanzas.