- Of all the Hos I ever did know
- My favourite Ho is Westward Ho!
- She sits upon the Devon Coast,
- And is the Ho I visit most.
- A group of towns along that shore
- Take "Ho" as suffix — Hos galore!
- The "Pointing Hos" is how they're named.
- They indicate the way they're aimed.
- There's Westward Ho!
- And Eastward Ho,
- There's Downward Ho
- And Backward Ho,
- Side-to-Side Ho,
- Loop-de-loop Ho,
- There's even one
- Called Wheelchair Ho.
- But only one, along that arc
- Deserves an exclamation mark!
- She points towards the Irish Sea,
- Oh Westward Ho! is dear to me,____
by Albert Semple
20 lines over 5 stanzas.