A blog post by Albert Semple

3 Nov 2022

I knocked out this little number this morning. I'm proud of my contribution to academia, inventing a technique I believe is still in use by students today.

In academic cliques you'll find
 my name does carry weight,
'Cos I invented plagiarism
 in nineteen ninety eight.
You might hear other claims
 describing how it came to be,
But really all the credit
 for the work belongs to me.
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