Schwarzenegger's Dream Role

A blog post by Albert Semple

15 Jan 2024

Sorry. This is a terrible, terrible poem starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.

A film of composers
 was being produced.
Every actor selected
 their part.
Jean Claud van Dam announced,
 "l'll be Beethoven."
Bruce Willis said
 "I'll be Mozart."
"I'll be Chopin,"
 said Sylvester Stallone
In a slightly slurred voice
 from the back.
"I'll be Tchaikovsky,"
 said Harrison Ford,
And then Arnie announced,
 "I'll be Bach!"
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