Ripped Jeans

by Albert Semple, April 2022

  1. The lived-in look is back on trend
  2. With ripped jeans in the shops again.
  3. So if your trousers are complete,
  4. Then know your fashion's obsolete!

  5. Assembled in a factory
  6. And then distressed authentic'lly,
  7. Ensuring they are frayed and torn
  8. To make new jeans look old and worn.

  9. Your wardrobe needs to be refreshed
  10. With new ripped jeans from Bangladesh.
  11. So buy new jeans that need repairs,
  12. Discard your old unblemished pairs!

by Albert Semple
12 lines over 3 stanzas.