The Brake Pad Muncher

by Albert Semple, 15 May 2023

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  1. I'm round the back of Kwik Fit
  2. Eating brake pads out the skips.
  3. It makes me feel euphoric
  4. When I pass them through my lips.

  5. I never drink or gamble -
  6. Eating brake pads is my crime.
  7. I'm only eating brake pads.
  8. I can stop at any time.
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by Albert Semple
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