Schwarzenegger's Dream Role

1. A film of composers
2.  was being produced.
3. Every actor selected
4.  their part.
5. Jean Claud van Dam announced,
6.  "l'll be Beethoven."
7. Bruce Willis said
8.  "I'll be Mozart."
   
   
9. "I'll be Chopin,"
10.  said Sylvester Stallone
11. In a slightly slurred voice
12.  from the back.
13. "I'll be Tchaikovsky,"
14.  said Harrison Ford,
15. And then Arnie announced,
16.  "I'll be Bach!"
    
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by Albert Semple
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