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by Albert Semple, 5 Nov 2023
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From the collection "Bad Puns"
About this collection
The Brake Pad Muncher
(8 lines)
Charlie's Coronation
(4 lines)
The Cost of Christmas Crisis
(8 lines)
The Dark Abyss
(16 lines)
Dog in a Shell Suit Haiku
(3 lines)
England's 6 Nations Penguins
(8 lines)
Enzo's Italian Holiday Home
(4 lines)
The Ikea Academy
(4 lines)
Love with Agoraphobia
(4 lines)
Nostalgic TV
(12 lines)
Schwarzenegger's Dream Role
(16 lines)
Science Fiction Date Night
(16 lines)
Sir Elton's Rabbit
(4 lines)
Valleys People
(4 lines)
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IKEA built a private school
For children bright and clever.
The school looks really trendy, but
Assembly takes forever.
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by Albert Semple
4 lines over 1 stanzas.