To a Clown

by Albert Semple, 25 January 2024

  1. Haw, whaur ye gaun, yah tousselt rocket?
  2. Git yer mobile oot yer pocket,
  3. And gie's a swatch et whit you scrieved
  4. While folk aroon the nation grieved.

  5. Oh, had a power the gift tae gie ye
  6. Tae see yersel as ithers see ye,
  7. Voters cross this land agree
  8. A fucking clown is whit ye'd see.

by Albert Semple
8 lines over 2 stanzas.