- Haw, whaur ye gaun, yah tousselt rocket?
- Git yer mobile oot yer pocket,
- And gie's a swatch et whit you scrieved
- While folk aroon the nation grieved.
- Oh, had a power the gift tae gie ye
- Tae see yersel as ithers see ye,
- Voters cross this land agree
- A fucking clown is whit ye'd see.____
by Albert Semple
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