The Ghost of Art Garfunkel

1. A colleague shared a ghostly tale
2.  I hadn't heard before:
3. They found his cousin's body dead
4.  Upon the bathroom floor.
   
   
5. The cousin often played the songs
6.  Of Simon and Garfunkel.
7. His playlist, it was shuffling,
8.  According to his uncle.
   
   
9. Apparently, he'd listened to
10.  A sequence of three tracks
11. If heard in certain order
12.  Causes paranormal acts.
    
    
13. Your next trip to the bathroom,
14.  In the mirror, you will find
15. The ghost of Art Garfunkel
16.  Has been creeping up behind.
    
    
17. Your neck will start to tingle
18.  Sensing Art Garfunkel's breath.
19. You'll find your body paralysed
20.  And slowly scared to death.
    
    
21. So something you must never say,
22.  According to this uncle:
23. "OK Google: shuffle songs
24.  By Simon and Garfunkel!"
    
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by Albert Semple
24 lines over 6 stanzas.