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Vincent's Last Christmas
by Albert Semple, 25 Dec 2022
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From the collection "Dark Humour"
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(8 lines)
The Celebrant's Tale
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(8 lines)
The Dark Abyss
(16 lines)
The Ghost of Art Garfunkel
(24 lines)
Heart on my Sleeve
(10 lines)
Real Sex Education for Men
(28 lines)
The Russian Advent Calendar
(4 lines)
Vincent's Last Christmas
(8 lines)
We're All Going to Die!
(17 lines)
WFH Rituals
(20 lines)
Writing Letters To People and Burning Them
(16 lines)
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Last Christmas,
I gave you my heart.
The previous one,
I gave you my lung.
This year,
Might give you an ear?
Or maybe my large intestine?
(-testine) Whoa-oh!
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by Albert Semple
8 lines over 1 stanzas.