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Dog in a Shell Suit Haiku

by Albert Semple, 4 Nov 2023

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From the collection "Light Humour"

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Dog in a shellsuit
Creeping closer to the fire
When suddenly "WOOF!"
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by Albert Semple
3 lines over 1 stanzas.

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