Dog in a Shell Suit Haiku

by Albert Semple, 4 Nov 2023

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From the collection "Light Humour"

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The Crypto King (12 lines)
Dog in a Shell Suit Haiku (3 lines)
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Plagiarism (8 lines)
Public Speaking (4 lines)
Ripped Jeans (12 lines)
Scare-the-Weans Semple (24 lines)
Schadenfreude (12 lines)
Second Person Pronouns (16 lines)
The Socialist Media Influencer (24 lines)
A Text Message from my Mother — Found Poetry (14 lines)
Things I Learned from my Australian Penpal (20 lines)
Things I'd Rather Do (12 lines)
To the Driver of the Audi on the A4042 (22 lines)
Weight Loss Tips (6 lines)

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Dog in a shellsuit
Creeping closer to the fire
When suddenly "WOOF!"
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by Albert Semple
3 lines over 1 stanzas.