- Within the grand Jurassic room
- The wise curator sits,
- And idly starts to wonder
- If the dinosaurs had tits.
- When reaching adolescence,
- Did their scaly chests become
- A pair of swinging mammeries
- To nutrify their young?
- How would a female T-Rex,
- With short arms and bulbous breast,
- Contrive to put a bra on,
- In the morning, getting dressed?
- And did the mighty brontosaur,
- Whose height is so renowned
- Evolve with longer legs to keep
- Her nipples off the ground.____
by Albert Semple
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