- My car has a dipstick
- That is used to check the engine oil level.
- Your car has a dipstick
- Who sits in the driver's seat
- And accelerates to close the gap
- When someone indicates to move
- Into the lane ahead of you.
- Our cars are unalike.
- My car has a knob
- That adjusts the volume of the stereo.
- Your car has a knob
- Who makes rude hand gestures
- And angrily flashes the headlights
- At any perceived flaws
- In other drivers' performance.
- Our cars are unalike.
- My car has big end bearings
- That connect the pistons to the crankshaft.
- Your car is occupied by Albert bell end
- Bearing a striking resemblance
- To an angry toddler in a baseball cap.
- Our cars are unalike.____
by Albert Semple
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