To the Driver of the Audi on the A4042

by Albert Semple, 19 February 2022

  1. My car has a dipstick
  2. That is used to check the engine oil level.

  3. Your car has a dipstick
  4. Who sits in the driver's seat
  5. And accelerates to close the gap
  6. When someone indicates to move
  7. Into the lane ahead of you.

  8. Our cars are unalike.

  9. My car has a knob
  10. That adjusts the volume of the stereo.

  11. Your car has a knob
  12. Who makes rude hand gestures
  13. And angrily flashes the headlights
  14. At any perceived flaws
  15. In other drivers' performance.

  16. Our cars are unalike.

  17. My car has big end bearings
  18. That connect the pistons to the crankshaft.

  19. Your car is occupied by Albert bell end
  20. Bearing a striking resemblance
  21. To an angry toddler in a baseball cap.

  22. Our cars are unalike.

by Albert Semple
22 lines over 9 stanzas.