- Feels strange being back
 - After all these years
 -  Back in 'Nam
 - The journalists and politicians -
 - They might call it by it's full name,
 - But to us veterans
 - We only need the final syllable.
 -  Us veterans call it 'Nam.
 - Us veterans all remember the journey here.
 - Chepstow, Lydney, Gloucester,
 - Then unceremoniously ejected
 -  Into the jungle of Montpellier.
 - A native man sits by the Promenade trail.
 - He tries to communicate with me
 - But I can't understand what he's trying to say.
 -  I never learned to speak Cheltnamese.
 - I did 2 tours here:
 - A city break with my wife in 2010;
 -  And a shopping trip in 2013.
 - Us veterans all remember:
 - Our feet cracked with blisters
 - From the relentless march from shop to shop;
 - Our fingers rubbed red raw
 -  From carrying someone else's shopping bags.
 - You weren't there, man.
 - A lot of good men died in 'Nam.
 - Many of them died of old age
 - Sleeping peacefully in their huge Georgian mansions
 - Leaving massive inheritances to their progeny.
 -  A lot of good men died.
 - Now us veterans,
 - We sit in Imperial Square
 - Sharing tinnies
 - And remembering Captain Holst
 -  And the men who didn't make it.
 - You weren't there, man.
 - You didn't stand with us in 'Nam.
 - Cheltnam.____
 
by Albert Semple
38 lines over 10 stanzas.