The Socialist Media Influencer

1. As a committed anti-capitalist poet
2. All my poetic works
3. Are given away for free
4. On my website (link in description).
   
   
5. However, I’m only able to continue
6. Producing these socialist poems
7. Thanks to the generosity and financial support
8. Of my premium subscribers and patrons.
   
   
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18. Like this imported polyester hoody
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by Albert Semple
24 lines over 6 stanzas.