Public Speaking

by Albert Semple, 14 Nov 2022

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From the collection "Light Humour"

About this collection
Awaiting Gentrification... (24 lines)
Be Kind — Rewind (10 lines)
The Bear Hunt (10 lines)
The Christian Meaning of Halloween (8 lines)
The Crypto King (12 lines)
Free Speech (8 lines)
Geoff the Chef (8 lines)
The Gigolo (17 lines)
The Gluten Glutton (24 lines)
It's OK to Pee in the Sea (28 lines)
A Massive Bequest (16 lines)
My Bum isn't Big (12 lines)
My Trusty Laptop (8 lines)
The Natural History Museum (16 lines)
Newport 9 (12 lines)
Off The Hook (24 lines)
Parents' Night (12 lines)
The Passive Aggressive Neighbours (32 lines)
The Peculiar Anatomy of Brian McClurg (8 lines)
Plagiarism (8 lines)
Public Speaking (4 lines)
Ripped Jeans (12 lines)
Scare-the-Weans Semple (24 lines)
Schadenfreude (12 lines)
Second Person Pronouns (16 lines)
Things I Learned from my Australian Penpal (20 lines)
Weight Loss Tips (6 lines)

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When faced with public speaking
I will stunble on my worbs.
My face gets frushed with clulour
And my speesh comes out in flurbs.
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by Albert Semple
4 lines over 1 stanzas.