Public Speaking

by Albert Semple, 14 Nov 2022

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From the collection "Light Verse"

About this collection
Awaiting Gentrification... (24 lines)
Bathroom Minimalism (18 lines)
Be Kind — Rewind (10 lines)
The Christian Meaning of Halloween (8 lines)
The Crypto King (12 lines)
Enzo's Italian Holiday Home (4 lines)
Free Speech (8 lines)
Geoff the Chef (8 lines)
The Gluten Glutton (24 lines)
It's OK to Pee in the Sea (28 lines)
Love with Agoraphobia (4 lines)
My Bum isn't Big (12 lines)
My Trusty Laptop (8 lines)
Newport 9 (12 lines)
Parents' Night (12 lines)
The Passive Aggressive Neighbours (32 lines)
The Peculiar Anatomy of Brian McClurg (8 lines)
Plagiarism (8 lines)
Public Speaking (4 lines)
Ripped Jeans (12 lines)
Scare-the-Weans Semple (24 lines)
Schadenfreude (12 lines)
Science Fiction Date Night (16 lines)
Second Person Pronouns (16 lines)
Sir Elton's Rabbit (4 lines)

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When faced with public speaking
I will stunble on my worbs.
My face gets frushed with clulour
And my speesh comes out in flurbs.
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by Albert Semple
4 lines over 1 stanzas.